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Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a town mascot. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an intelligence transferred into a computer?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the internet. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of mad scientists hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your arcane ritual, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
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